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Post by Jet Valentine on Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:22 am

Hello My fellow AKA people! Here is a thread I'm making to complain about Dazo (Jk)

So, here we post bad freaking stories, that we found or made (We divide this by Putting it in a spoiler with the words "Custom" or "Found")

Here's mine... I made this for reasons.

Custom:
As the echoing got closer, we sped up. "I TOLD YOU HE WAS BURIED HERE!" Sam screams, though she is grinning. For some reason it seems the faster we run the closer he gets. "Baby, baby, baby oooh,..." I forget I am holding her hand and spin around, she falls. I start lashing out and kicking, and the song stops. "Samantha, we've done it! I think he left!" I grab her hand and turn towards her, where her body should be. "Oh" I say. Her arm was ripped off. I scream and drop it, and when I start running again the music starts back up. Faster and faster and faster, as my ears start to bleed. By the time I reach the car they are pouring blood immensely, when I open the door I pause to wipe the side of my head. What a mistake. The last thing I heard was, "Baby, baby, baby noooo..." and the ghost of Bieber rips out my heart.
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Post by Alisae on Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:44 pm

Any play written by Samuel Beckett. Well, they aren't bad persay, they're just boring to watch and can be interpreted as bad to some people.
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Post by Jet Valentine on Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:07 pm

Sam Beckett is not allowed, I HATE HIM. Here, have Richie Gale:

Richie Gale:
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Post by Alisae on Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:27 pm

Yeah, and at any moment I could decide that you're not allowed on my forum. But don't worry Jet, you'll always be allowed on AKA (unless you get yourself banned). Wub you Jet.

Anyhow, SF also has a pretty bad story if you ask me.
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Post by Jet Valentine on Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:42 pm

But... but Sam is too bad Dazy Daz... too bad.

SF as in the rp? I mean... Idk but eh.

The racist tree remains the worse though. I still laugh and have heard it like 50 times, worse bad story ever.
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Post by Alisae on Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:04 pm

It's not bad, it's artsy. You're 12. You have no appreciation for art. Razz
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Post by Jet Valentine on Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:06 pm

You call that art? Damn it Dazo. Also... hasn't this escalated to a convo between us... not many people he- oh wait, not a single being apart from us 2, well then... that's certainly interesting.

I see how it is, I have appreciation of art. Abstract art. Not badly done "art" like what you call art, Beckett is so not art, and Racist tree neither. ._.
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Post by Alisae on Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:31 pm

Jet Valentine wrote:You call that art? Damn it Dazo. Also... hasn't this escalated to a convo between us... not many people he- oh wait, not a single being apart from us 2, well then... that's certainly interesting.

I see how it is, I have appreciation of art. Abstract art. Not badly done "art" like what you call art, Beckett is so not art.
Yes it is. Theatre is art. And you hating it is you giving into Beckett, because Beckett wants you to hate it. He wants you to be bored while watching it. He wants you to think "thank god it's over." And if you're a thespian like me (which you're not), you would enjoy acting Beckett because it's fun and hard. It's either do it well or die.

Also:
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