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Taob - The Dumb Version #2 Math 150

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Taob - The Dumb Version #2 Math 150

Post by YoungX on Thu Mar 31, 2016 12:38 pm

Warning: This is a parody. Any ideas or characters represented do not fully represent the actual Role-play itself. So if you feel offended by the portrayal of anything here, well too bad you've already been warned.


I really love Math. Sine = Opposite/Hypotenuse. Now back to your irregularly scheduled program.


Math 150:
Anthony: Ok hello main characters I'm just a side character as a teacher. Feel free to fall asleep on my lecture on a children's card game. Any questions?
 
 
Green: I appear to be a late for a lecture on a card game. How quaint the door's locked wonderful. I feel jubilant. *Deep breathing. Whooop. Can I come in please? (Bored as fuck tone)
 
Everett: The power of being poor and my dead father will let us in!
 
Anthony: Despite you guys being late and me locking the door, I suppose I"ll let you guys in beacuse your all main characters.
 
Morgan: I'm going to skip class and look at the window like an anime protagonist. 
 
Anwen (To Morgan): Like OH MAH GOD like you're staring at LIKE a winDOW! That's like totally fetch!
 
Morgan: Yes it is. *sips coffee. Yes it fucking is. Also I like Duel Monsters. 
 
Anwen: Like OH MAH GOD me too! We should like TOTALLY hang out together or something!
 
Morgan: Sure. We missed the crash course, but no one said we could look through the window like an anime protagonist.
 
Jasper: I'm so hungry I'm gonna skip class and eat some food. Hooray for ditching class!
 
Lydia: (I"m going to show these plebians the power of money and being a total bitch.) (Inner monologue)
 
Anthony: Ok people time to start our lesson. Now before we do anything I think it's pretty important to understand some math. Now I'm sure most of you know about the basics of Trigonometry. So first the sine is (Blah blah blah rest)
 
Everett: (Ehhh My dead father never prepared me for math! I don't even know the hells he talking about. I know if I blurt out something completly random it might just work!) I LOVE MATH!!!
 
Anthony: Ok... Now can anyone tell me what to do with the generic monsters on the field?
 
Everett: (Oh boy here comes my chance to prove myself! I've never actually proven myself before but I'm sure it'll be great!) I would flip up the the Old Vindictive Magician and destroy my opponents monster, I would then summon the Witch's Apprentice Apprentice and attack my opponent for er let me do the math real quick, for 3650 points of damage! (Actual RP dialogue)
 
Anthony: Kid what the hell are you saying? I said what to do with GENERIC monsters on the field. Jesus christ I swear kids these days... 
 
Everett: (Ehhhhh I really screwed that up. I don't even know why i said Old Vindictive Magician. Stupid RP script.) My bad sir I'll just replace it with a generic monster!
 
Jason: I'm actually going to say something!
 
Lydia: (What plebians. making up monster names like they feel like it. Someone with money such as I would never stoop to make up generic monsters.)
 
Anthony: By the way the highest attack power monster is the Black Luster Soldier- er oops I mean the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
 
Daichi: My white hair gives me super memory!
 
Anthony: Ok idiots here is the next lesson. There are different tyeps of magic cards in the game.
 
Everett: Er don't you mean spell cards?
 
Anthony: What the hell you talking about now? It's called MAGIC card, see the card text? Magic card. Say it with me M A G I C CARD.
 
Everett: Magikarp?
 
Anthony: I'm done... Ok everyone go duel each other now I can't take this anymore. After all I'm just a side character; I don't got time for this shit have fun screwing around I'm gonna go drink some bleach. (Warning: Please do not drink bleach)
 
Everett: "Magikarp USE SPLASH!"
 
 
Meanwhile on a different ship unexplained in the plot filled with Generic duelists and main characters.
 
Caspar: Everyone here is a pleb except me. I"M GONNA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF ALL OF YOU SCRUBS.*DIES*
 
Kohl: Gene Simmons and Jim Henson both think I'm boring as f*ck.
 
Alexis: Queen of Insects Bitch!
 
Tommy: I’m too scared to play trading card games!
 
Yayoi: I WANNA HAVE SOME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!! LOOK AT ME I HAVE PUPPETS ON MY HANDS! SUCK IT BITCHES!!! 




Don't forget to give some feedback or thoughts. I also need some jokes to steal I mean borrow.


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Re: Taob - The Dumb Version #2 Math 150

Post by Asgore Dreemurr on Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:11 pm

Everett: The power of being poor and my dead father will let us in!
I CHOKED.
(I"m going to show these plebians the power of money and being a total bitch.) (Inner monologue)
Daichi: My white hair gives me super memory!

Anthony: Ok idiots here is the next lesson. There are different tyeps of magic cards in the game.

Everett: Er don't you mean spell cards?

Anthony: What the hell you talking about now? It's called MAGIC card, see the card text? Magic card. Say it with me M A G I C CARD.

Everett: Magikarp?

Anthony: I'm done... Ok everyone go duel each other now I can't take this anymore. After all I'm just a side character; I don't got time for this shit have fun screwing around I'm gonna go drink some bleach. (Warning: Please do not drink bleach)

Everett: "Magikarp USE SPLASH!"

I CAN'T BREATHE. I HAVE LOST ALL AIR IN MY LUNGS.
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Re: Taob - The Dumb Version #2 Math 150

Post by Numbuh24insane on Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:15 pm

...I have to say, that I love this. Even if my character never wins any duels here, I'm A-OKay cause of this.
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