"Ban" The Person Above You

First topic message reminder :

This is simple. All you do is come up with a one-sentence reason to ban whoever posted above you. For example:

I ban Voltage Cutlass Diana for not realizing that she is the OP and trying to make an example.

You can make whatever nonsensical reason you please to ban someone. Have fun!

I ban Oshu for being a Blue-Eyes Fanboy.

I ban Necro because

i ban tara for what she just did

I ban Jish for the lack of spoilers in his signature.

I ban Ailo because of the lack of responses for the past two days.

i ban younge for this fourms not being active enough

I ban Jish for thinking that it's Young's fault.

i ban tara for thinking i was blaming young

I ban Jish for being a *insert multiple bad words here that will most likely be what he bases his next ban off of*.

I ban tara for being a smart ass

I ban Fire because Tama would approve.

i can tara for trying to ban fire >.>

I ban Oshu because nobody cares whatever reason one writes as long as the ban hammer drops.

Ban Jet for coming back and not joining Mafia.

I ban Bote because I will always refer to him as bote.

I ban Young for being a chronic shitpost.

I ban Valk for not respecting the greatness that shitposting.

I ban Young because he breathes oxygen.

I ban Jet because he has no Jet Propulsion.

I ban Young for Ba Dum Tss.

I ban Jet for wanting to be unassociated with us and coming back >_>

(I luv you Jet <3)

I ban Tortoise because he doesn't have a fine...

I ban Jet for use of references.

I ban Young for stating that Jet has used references.

I ban Tortoise because ı ʍɐuʇǝp ʇo ʇʎdǝ ndsıpǝ poʍu